{"id":18065,"date":"2025-05-02T19:36:16","date_gmt":"2025-05-02T23:36:16","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mimikirchner.com\/blog\/?p=18065"},"modified":"2025-05-02T19:36:18","modified_gmt":"2025-05-02T23:36:18","slug":"pirate-3-what-no-beard","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mimikirchner.com\/blog\/archives\/2025\/05\/pirate-3-what-no-beard\/","title":{"rendered":"Pirate 3- What? No Beard?!"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>No beard and no mustache either!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large is-style-default\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" width=\"768\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/mimikirchner.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/5-2-pirate-3-4-768x1024.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-18069\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mimikirchner.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/5-2-pirate-3-4-768x1025.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/mimikirchner.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/5-2-pirate-3-4-225x300.jpeg 225w, https:\/\/mimikirchner.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/5-2-pirate-3-4.jpeg 1000w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 768px) 100vw, 768px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>He looks pretty grumpy.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large is-style-default\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" width=\"768\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/mimikirchner.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/5-2-pirate-3-3-768x1024.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-18070\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mimikirchner.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/5-2-pirate-3-3-768x1025.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/mimikirchner.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/5-2-pirate-3-3-225x300.jpeg 225w, https:\/\/mimikirchner.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/5-2-pirate-3-3.jpeg 1000w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 768px) 100vw, 768px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large is-style-default\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" width=\"768\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/mimikirchner.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/5-2-pirate-3-1-768x1024.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-18072\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mimikirchner.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/5-2-pirate-3-1-768x1025.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/mimikirchner.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/5-2-pirate-3-1-225x300.jpeg 225w, https:\/\/mimikirchner.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/5-2-pirate-3-1.jpeg 1000w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 768px) 100vw, 768px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large is-style-default\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" width=\"768\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/mimikirchner.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/5-2-pirate-3-6-768x1024.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-18067\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mimikirchner.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/5-2-pirate-3-6-768x1025.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/mimikirchner.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/5-2-pirate-3-6-225x300.jpeg 225w, https:\/\/mimikirchner.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/5-2-pirate-3-6.jpeg 1000w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 768px) 100vw, 768px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large is-style-default\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" width=\"768\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/mimikirchner.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/5-2-pirate-3-5-768x1024.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-18068\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mimikirchner.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/5-2-pirate-3-5-768x1025.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/mimikirchner.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/5-2-pirate-3-5-225x300.jpeg 225w, https:\/\/mimikirchner.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/5-2-pirate-3-5.jpeg 1000w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 768px) 100vw, 768px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>He has an awesome pirate-y button on his belt.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large is-style-default\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" width=\"768\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/mimikirchner.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/5-2-pirate-3-2-768x1024.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-18071\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mimikirchner.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/5-2-pirate-3-2-768x1025.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/mimikirchner.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/5-2-pirate-3-2-225x300.jpeg 225w, https:\/\/mimikirchner.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/5-2-pirate-3-2.jpeg 1000w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 768px) 100vw, 768px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large is-style-default\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" width=\"768\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/mimikirchner.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/5-2-pirate-3-7-768x1024.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-18066\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mimikirchner.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/5-2-pirate-3-7-768x1025.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/mimikirchner.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/5-2-pirate-3-7-225x300.jpeg 225w, https:\/\/mimikirchner.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/5-2-pirate-3-7.jpeg 1000w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 768px) 100vw, 768px\" \/><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>No beard and no mustache either! He looks pretty grumpy. He has an awesome pirate-y button on his belt.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[5,7],"tags":[73],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mimikirchner.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18065"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mimikirchner.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mimikirchner.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mimikirchner.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mimikirchner.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=18065"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/mimikirchner.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18065\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":18073,"href":"https:\/\/mimikirchner.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18065\/revisions\/18073"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mimikirchner.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=18065"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mimikirchner.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=18065"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mimikirchner.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=18065"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}